Which claw-shaped crustacean will pinch the top spot?

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Obviously, July 1st is Bidoof Day-but we all know that this is also the first Crab News Thursday of the month. With this in mind, we have prepared a fresh list for you, detailing the best of our friends on Switch.

Now, what is the "best" crab? Is it the size of a paw? The color of the carapace? Or is it completely subjective, based on the extreme prejudice of a writer? Of course, it is the latter. But don't be afraid: the comment section below is the place to argue for your favorite crab.

Without further ado, let's start eating crabs!

Can be found in: Ring Fit Adventure

Half crab, half dumbbell, all the pain is behind. Scuttlebells come in various colors, and they exist to frustrate your fitness efforts by forcing you to exercise to defeat them. Scuttlebells may be the reason why we strongly request planks every time we visit the tide pool.

Frankly speaking, Scuttlebells can do it.

Can be found in: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Listen, you long-legged road fighters: No one likes you at Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart 64, and no one likes you at Cheep Cheep Beach in Mario Kart 8. You are the worst thing about a beautiful beach themed track. You are the sand in our potato chips, the salt water in our noses, the seagulls who keep trying to eat our Donkey Kong beach towels. You are the shame of the crab.

Can be found in: Pikmin 3 Deluxe

What a delicious crab/onion/thing. Of course, he is a huge threat to your petite and extremely easy to pinch Pikmin, but we can't help but admire this young man's huge size. Now, he is a "nobleman" problem. We at Nintendo Life don't believe in any kind of crab hierarchy (the means of pinching claws, etc.), but... he is very magnificent, isn't it'this? Let's make this slide for now.

Can be found in: Crab Fighting

There are many different crabs in Fight Crab. This is a game about fighting crabs and crabs, but due to the fanatical and chaotic nature of the game, it is difficult for us to distinguish them. Therefore, we just group them as a whole and say that they are very good crabs, but they may need to take some anger management courses. Fighting is not a panacea, crab!

However, the title adds points. We hope that one day they will remake "Fight Club", but all actors must wear crab costumes.

Can be found in: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Every game has its Goomba, and for Skyrim, it is the mud crab. Even its name is unattractive: no one likes mud! On their own, these weak and irritating little trees pose no threat; in groups—like toddlers—they become a bit annoying, able to suppress low-level dragonborn fighters. .

However, their position on this list was obtained because of the existence of BIG MUDCRAB, a type of skeleton you can find near the broken tooth cavity. What a glorious specimen this giant mud crab must be.

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Oh my goodness. Crab News is coming soon on Thursday, isn't it! Ha ha)

Where is the shogun/Rustrazor Cenataur in Monster Hunter? >:c

Ok Crab Shantae is so cute...it makes me doubt my love for seafood dishes. Some people think of molluscs and fish!

Well, I think if you need to write an article about this it will help you in a pinch.

This article is great, it makes me want to buy Super Mario 3D World!

She said, "No, but I have crabs!"

Shantae's crab form is one of the best things humans have ever created.

@mariomaster96 A friend of mine insisted that I must include Mr. Crab (yes, I discussed Crab News with my friend). But by then I already have all ten!

Crab is indeed the perfect choice for 2D platform games. Why has no one thought of this before?

Me: Besides Krabby, how many great crabs can the Switch have?

And me: the edible Botw crab, better...

Forget Bowser's Fury, the cute overload of that crab is enough to bring us back to SM3DW.

Everyone knows that Crabrawler is a superb Crab Pokémon (not in SWSH, but in Snap).

Where is the seafood trump card? I haven't played for a minute, but I know that Lobster must be in my team! Another weird game so unique, you have to play it to believe it!

There is no doubt about the top 3, but I kind of hope that Hermitaur will be in the top 10.

Not at the National Bureau of Statistics (I think), but the giant enemy crab from E3 2006 is certainly worth mentioning at least.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfapDlm9UY

Attack its weakness and cause huge damage.

I don't like this list. This makes me feel quite irritable.

@Cyz There are many other reasons why you can shine in this game, but that crab is definitely one of them

There are crabs from Stardew Valley! When he didn't sell them to Gus and was murdered and cooked, they lived a happy life in his house.

In addition, the tiny 3D World Crab is the best Crab.

It is great to read an article for those who think it is a crab. Or, if you serve in the Royal Air Force, those who managed not to be

Pikmin has that kind of gluttonous noble

@BreathingMiit "The Stick of Truth" is on the switch. So there is no reason to be ignored! Unforgivable!

@nessisonett I don't think they can run fast enough. But the pliers are very suitable for DK King of Swing type games.

Maybe if they have rockets or something like Sonic...

@Ryu_Niiyama They can only move horizontally, which is perfect!

Alexa, play crab_rave_party.mp4

Splatoon 3 Where is the crab?

Nintendo is already a super rich, but as long as our little Mario 3D world crabs amiibo, joy-cons and keychains are rejected, it will leave billions of dollars in bets.

At least give us T-shirts! Want one!

This feels like a buzzfeed article, which is not a good thing.

I want to boil and eat them all 😂

Hey, you missed Mr. Crab in the SpongeBob bikini battle! ! ! 😅

@KateGray Is this just an excuse to show the cute crab that occupies the top spot? to be honest.

Damn nobleman killed all my beautiful blue Pikmin, rest in your watery graves, little guys RIP haha

The only crab I think of is the robot crab at the Mario party.

Well, I definitely think that the crab in Fight Crab should be second on this list!

To my shock, Monster Boy and the Crab of the Cursed Kingdom did not make this list. Your journalistic integrity has been questioned, and you will no longer accept my customs. Goodbye!

Or maybe just because I am playing it now...

@Munchlax When you throw an apple at him, he will even do the "Let me by their side" action. Definitely the best in Crab Pokémon!

The whole article about crabs, not an inappropriate joke in the comments. I was surprised and a little disappointed.

Oh, that Scuttlebell crab is the worst.

Paper Mario: The King of Origami also has an enemy crab. However, they are not giants.

You can also turn it over to attack its weaknesses and cause huge damage.

I am very happy that Shantae is on the list. When I saw crabs, I thought of many crabs in Shantai, but I had forgotten the half-elves. Great game: Shantae!

@JayJ Haha, it seems we have found the sharpest reply!

@moodycat Oh my goodness, I don't know how 4Kids missed that until today.

The Peckish Aristocrab of Pikmin 3 is the fiercest of all crabs...at least on Nintendo systems. The scariest crab is the Cancer in Dark Souls 3. These things scare me.

Apart from being cute, Crab Shantae doesn't have many other uses. Before you actually unlock the mermaid, it is basically a budget mermaid form, after which there is almost no reason to touch it again.

Wait, there is a crab fighting game? ? ?

@KateGray Oh, all right. Maybe Mr. Crab will be ranked in the top 10 on Nintendo Switch #2.

Sony has a huge enemy crab, but Nintendo has the best little crab

Fight Crab is indeed one of my favorite games on Switch. It's definitely a psychological effect! I highly recommend it, plus the motion control with joy-con is very good.

@ARPK I am disappointed by the lack of Mr. Krabs

@JayJ Don’t worry, the simulation will give us "ten anthropomorphic crabs" at some point

Scuttlebell should be #1, you know. Just looking at him. He is very angry at you and your lack of physical fitness. Whether you like it or not, he will let you be torn apart.

@KateGray Your content continues to make me smile.

How about the Bubble Crab of Mega Man X2?

Kinler is more than just a bigger crab. It has an oversized pliers that can make it unbalanced.

The video game crab is second only to the video game frog.

...Also, the crabs in Mario Kart are called Sidesteppers, which are the same as the enemy crabs in the arcade Mario Bros.

@Euler Change weapons in real time! It was based on real battles in Japan, you know!

Also, click on the bait. This article is total crab.

Really surprised that a game called "FIGHT CRAB" is not on the list? ! ?

wait! Realize that the link to this article only shows the top 5

"Top Ten Best Crabs on Nintendo Switch".

No. 9 is the Sidestepper from the original Mario Brothers.

Nice crab list! There is also a crab boss in Trails of Mana. It is called the Steel Hug, and it lost its eyes in the battle, very good! Someone, maybe me, should write a book about crabs in video games.

Well, first of all, I welcome our new little crab overlord. ♥

In most cases, I am embarrassed. After playing Pokemon for more than 20 years, I realized today that Ekans is snakeE backwards spelling... I feel like an idiot.

@KateGray Crab News Thursday is my favorite website feature! Excellent work as always!

The crabs in Pikmin 3 are too annoying.

Sorry, but I think it should be clarified that the method of gripping is completely wrong! All crabs are essentially crabists! Except for hermit crabs, but they are just that strange.

@fuzzmasterflex there is a second page

@kategray I don’t play Mindcraft, but: https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1410977179891023876

Wow, this is a very cute and interesting article.

What is the name of the Zelda Crab?

I once found a lobster on my piano, but it is still better than the crab on your organ...

To pay tribute to the crabs, this list should scroll horizontally!

What is worth mentioning is the crab in "Legend of Mana". Although their variants are the main content of the mana series, they are not the ones you really fight with, but the ones that will break into many pieces when you approach them.

How did Crab News on Thursday start as a concept? It seems random, I don’t know if I’m missing something, because it’s not alliteration or anything, but there must be a lot of research into this field and it’s interesting to read. Definitely my favorite Thursday article Crab News.

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