Forget the rubber ducky, Maluma appears to be having tons of fun bathing all on his own.
The Colombian singing sensation and thirst trap aficionado recently took some “me time” and marked the occasion the only way a millennial knows how — by sharing it with his Instagram fam. In Maluma’s case, that’s 68.2 million followers.
The star, whose birth name is Juan Luis Londoño Arias, posted a series of photos of himself enjoying his summer. He kicked off the slideshow with a sultry outdoor shower shot that certainly got fans to stop scrolling for a moment.
“Tiempo para Juan Luis,” he wrote in the caption, which translates to “Time for Juan Luis.”
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He returned to the app a week later — and after several more showers, we assume — to showcase his preferred drying off method.
It involves listening to his own music and dancing the moisture away, and we’re going to have to give it a try tomorrow morning.
“Quien más se bañó hoy escuchando a Maluma Baby??” he asked his followers: “Who else bathed today listening to Maluma Baby??”
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Of course, this isn’t the first time Maluma has shown a little (or a lot of) skin.
Here’s a trip down memory lane:
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It may be sacrilege to say this, but what I like most about him is his smile. The rest is lovely, but his smile captivates…
His smile is terrific, that’s it.
How is this lgbtq+ related? He’s not gay or bi. Once again Queerty employs a loser writer with a straight boy crush and a platform to advertise his unhealthy obsession.
Same with Ross Lynch yesterday…nothing to do with LGBTQ+ other then some guys think he is hot.
It must be one of the queens from Datalounge ‘writing’ for them.
Oh come on. You really need to go that deep? We’re queer here. He’s hot. Nuf said. Maybe go to Christian Science Monitor or 700 Club and perhaps Pat Robertson will show you his stuff.
In no time, a straight celeb (hot of course) will complain about getting sexually aggressive dms from gay men and Queerty will release yet another “think piece” about how sexualizing straight men is problematic. True, but they don’t get that they’re part of the problem.
Also agree 100%. He’s not relevant. He’s not interesting. He’s not that hot. Deliver some interesting material or we’ll go elsewhere.
“listening to his own music and dancing the moisture away…”
He isn’t even cute 🙁
Are you kidding? He might not be “cute” – whatever you mean by that – but he’s hotter than hell.
Why? Gay men love to look at hot men. Doesn’t matter if gay or straight. This guy is smoking hot.
In good shape (I wish), but a little stout for me. De gustibus non est disputandum.
How does he find the time to do any work when he’s so busy taking selfies?
Is he not just gay bating, or is it Queerity doing it?
He’s very handsome, but he should work a little harder at the gym.
His hideous tattoos destroy whatever appeal he might have had, and the video was forgettable. I don’t even know why I’m responding to this; it’s a waste of everyone’s time.
Outside of his smile his appeal baffles me. TOO many tatts.
Columbians in general are good looking other than their obsession with having to retouch their photos.
Maluma is a vicious homophobe who looks like a washed-up rent boy. ENOUGH already!
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